Well if Jerry likes it...

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
07/25/2014 at 10:39 • Filed to: None

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One of my employees has settled on an XV Crosstrek for his next whip, and got some love for his choice from Seinfeld himself on yesterdays AMA. Guess the guy has something for horizontally opposed engines or something. He is picking it up today

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 10:41

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I have seen more XV's up here in Canada than any other Subaru nameplate. We love that AWD/ground clearance.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 10:47

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I fucking hate Seinfeld. Now I have to sell my car since that asshole likes it.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 10:54

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damn why the hate?


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 10:56

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I learned that the XV Crosstrek manual states that it's normal to see 1qt of oil consumption every 1200 miles. What a pig.

My dad manages to get a 1qt of consumption every 4000 miles, and that's supposedly really good.

Yeah, it can forge 8" of snow easily (and probably more), but what the hell subie?


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 10:59

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Did you ever watch Seinfeld? Visiting a pediatric burn ward is funnier.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 11:05

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You are wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 11:10

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I'm gonna come work for you lol


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 11:21

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Who peed in your cereal?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Rico
07/25/2014 at 11:22

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haha SOON


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 11:25

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ha I love it.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Jayhawk Jake
07/25/2014 at 11:29

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Wow, didn't realize having an opinion was frowned upon here. Its not my fault the guy isn't funny. And apparently I'm not the only one to agree with this sentiment.

http://deadspin.com/5970109/jerry-…


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 11:32

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I am seeing a lot of them on the road, and I like it. I want one, in that orange color. Maybe add a 1" lift, space the wheels out a bit, some larger more aggressive tires... mmhmm.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 11:38

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You can have you're own opinion, but you seem very angry about it. It's one thing to say 'I don't really like Seinfeld, I don't think he's very funny', it's another to go 'I fucking hate that asshole'.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Takuro Spirit
07/25/2014 at 11:38

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it is a pretty attractive car. I like the blacked out rims. I wonder if you can lift them much...I cannot wait to start digging in on lifting my 4matic Benz wagon


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Jayhawk Jake
07/25/2014 at 11:45

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I used the words I did to show the disdain I have for this guy's career. Were they overly strong, perhaps. But I still stand by what I wrote.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 11:50

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I mean, dislike the guys comedy if you want, but does that really mean he's an asshole?


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Jayhawk Jake
07/25/2014 at 12:01

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Would it be better if I said I thought he was a talentless has been?

Given the definition, I still think I'm right.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/asshole

And why yes, I do have nothing better to do than argue this point. Lol


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > 505Turbeaux
07/25/2014 at 12:21

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I was under one and they look no different than any other Subaru. Crossmember and strut spacers should do the trick. Or Forester struts. Or just bigger tires.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/25/2014 at 12:22

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Yeah, if you said he was a talentless has been that would be fine. It's not an assault on his character, which seems excessive.

Say what you want, I honestly don't care. I guess I'm just saying don't be surprised that people react.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Takuro Spirit
07/25/2014 at 12:34

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yeah it is a lifted impreza anyhow is what it looks like!